Funny Would You Rather Questions

Weird and silly would you rather questions

Strange powers, strange jobs and a goat island.

1. 1.Would you rather be followed everywhere by a tiny pony or be followed everywhere by a goldfish in a rolling bowl?
2. 2.Would you rather have every door you open quack like a duck or have every light you turn on yell “surprise”?
3. 3.Would you rather have a GPS that gives every direction as a riddle or have a GPS that sighs every time you miss a turn?
4. 4.Would you rather teleport three feet to the left every time you sneeze or float for one second every time you hiccup?
5. 5.Would you rather have a fridge that says “again?” every time you open it or have a toaster that cheers every time you make toast?
6. 6.Would you rather have to say “ta-da” every time you finish anything or have to take a bow every time someone says your name?
7. 7.Would you rather be a professional pillow tester or be a professional water slide tester?
8. 8.Would you rather always know exactly where the TV remote is or always know exactly how many fries are left?
9. 9.Would you rather have a clone who is slightly worse at everything or have a clone who is slightly better at everything?
10. 10.Would you rather have every song you hear stuck in your head for a week or never remember how any song goes?
11. 11.Would you rather be a ghost who can only haunt a laundromat or be a ghost who can only haunt a library?
12. 12.Would you rather have an echo that repeats everything you say an hour later or have a shadow that is always five seconds behind you?
13. 13.Would you rather have a car horn that plays a lullaby or have a doorbell that plays a drum solo?
14. 14.Would you rather be a pirate who gets seasick or be a vampire who is afraid of the dark?
15. 15.Would you rather win an award for the best handshake in the country or win an award for the most interesting sneeze?
16. 16.Would you rather only be able to walk through doors sideways or only be able to sit down after a full spin?
17. 17.Would you rather be crowned ruler of a tiny island of goats or be named mayor of a town full of very picky cats?
18. 18.Would you rather be the world champion of rock-paper-scissors or be the world champion of thumb wrestling?
19. 19.Would you rather spend a day as a garden gnome or spend a day as a store mannequin?
20. 20.Would you rather be a superhero who can fold any fitted sheet or be a superhero who can open any jar?

Funny would you rather questions about awkward moments

Small, harmless disasters everyone has lived through at least once.

1. 21.Would you rather laugh at the wrong moment in every movie or cry at every single commercial?
2. 22.Would you rather get stuck in a sweater in a crowded store or get stuck in a revolving door at a busy hotel?
3. 23.Would you rather be caught dancing in an empty elevator on camera or be caught pretending to host a cooking show in your kitchen?
4. 24.Would you rather walk into a glass door at a fancy restaurant or have spinach in your teeth all day and nobody tells you?
5. 25.Would you rather wave goodbye to someone and then walk the same way they are going or say goodbye twice and still be standing there?
6. 26.Would you rather have your phone blast a song in a silent library or knock over a tower of cans at the grocery store?
7. 27.Would you rather tell a joke that gets total silence or laugh loudly at something that was not a joke?
8. 28.Would you rather forget the words while leading “Happy Birthday” or start “Happy Birthday” so high nobody can sing it?
9. 29.Would you rather be the only one who claps when the plane lands or be the only one who doesn't clap when the plane lands?
10. 30.Would you rather be told you are in the wrong seat at a packed movie or realize you are on the wrong bus halfway there?
11. 31.Would you rather go for a high five and miss completely or go for a fist bump and get a handshake?
12. 32.Would you rather misspell a word on a giant party banner or mispronounce a dish at a fancy restaurant?
13. 33.Would you rather wear your shirt inside out all day without noticing or wear two different shoes all day without noticing?
14. 34.Would you rather get locked out of your house in your pajamas or chase a runaway umbrella across a parking lot?
15. 35.Would you rather bump into your teacher at the grocery store or bump into your dentist at the pool?
16. 36.Would you rather walk around all day with a sticker on your back or walk around all day with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
17. 37.Would you rather end up in the background of a stranger's wedding photos or get photobombed by a pigeon in every vacation photo?
18. 38.Would you rather sing out loud on a quiet bus without realizing it or fall asleep on the bus and miss your stop by an hour?
19. 39.Would you rather forget why you walked into a room every time or forget what you were saying in the middle of every story?
20. 40.Would you rather be the last one to get the joke or be the one who has to explain the joke?

Funny would you rather questions about food

Dinner disasters, snack betrayals and one very dramatic sandwich.

1. 41.Would you rather sing a little song before every bite or slow-clap after every meal?
2. 42.Would you rather eat every meal with chopsticks as long as pool noodles or eat every meal with a spoon as tiny as a thimble?
3. 43.Would you rather eat every meal while a violinist stands too close or eat every meal while a waiter watches you chew?
4. 44.Would you rather have a waiter who tells a sad story about every dish or have a chef who asks how every single bite was?
5. 45.Would you rather accidentally put sugar on your eggs every morning or accidentally put salt on your ice cream every night?
6. 46.Would you rather have every meal served on a skateboard that rolls away or have every meal served on a plate the size of a coin?
7. 47.Would you rather smell like garlic bread forever or smell like popcorn forever?
8. 48.Would you rather have every bag of chips be half air or have every chocolate chip cookie turn out to be oatmeal raisin?
9. 49.Would you rather have a talking sandwich that begs not to be eaten or have a talking cookie that insists you eat it?
10. 50.Would you rather only order food by pointing and grunting or only order food by drawing it?
11. 51.Would you rather get brain freeze from every bite of food or get hiccups from every sip of water?
12. 52.Would you rather eat a cold french fry you found under the car seat or eat a gummy bear you found in last winter's coat?
13. 53.Would you rather have every meal start with a drumroll or have every meal end with a confetti cannon?
14. 54.Would you rather wait behind someone who takes twelve minutes to order or be the one who takes twelve minutes to order?
15. 55.Would you rather always get the burnt piece of toast or always get the crumbs at the bottom of the cereal box?
16. 56.Would you rather drop your ice cream cone on the first bite or drop your pizza slice cheese-side down?
17. 57.Would you rather have sandwiches that are always a little soggy or have chips that are always a little stale?
18. 58.Would you rather eat at a restaurant run by cats or eat at a restaurant run by very serious penguins?
19. 59.Would you rather be a world-famous chef who can only make toast or be a world-famous baker who can only bake one cookie a day?
20. 60.Would you rather serve a birthday cake made with salt instead of sugar or serve a birthday cake that collapses when you cut it?

Funny would you rather questions about everyday annoyances

Pick the lesser evil. Both of these will happen to you this week anyway.

1. 61.Would you rather have every pen you pick up be out of ink or have every umbrella you open flip inside out?
2. 62.Would you rather always have one slightly wet sock or always have a tiny pebble in your shoe?
3. 63.Would you rather always get the shopping cart with the wobbly wheel or always get the vending machine snack that gets stuck?
4. 64.Would you rather have every elevator stop on every floor or have every traffic light turn red just as you reach it?
5. 65.Would you rather step on a toy block every morning or stub your toe every night?
6. 66.Would you rather have a clothing tag that itches forever or have a shoe that squeaks forever?
7. 67.Would you rather have your earbuds tangle every time or have your hoodie string slip out in every wash?
8. 68.Would you rather always sit on the wobbly chair or always get the restaurant table by the kitchen door?
9. 69.Would you rather always wake up one minute before your alarm or always sleep through your alarm by one minute?
10. 70.Would you rather have every video buffer at the best part or have every show you love end on a cliffhanger and never come back?
11. 71.Would you rather have neighbors who vacuum at 6 every morning or have neighbors who practice the drums at 10 every night?
12. 72.Would you rather sit next to someone eating a tuna sandwich on every bus ride or sit behind someone who leans their seat all the way back on every flight?
13. 73.Would you rather always have the grocery bag rip on the way in or always drop your keys right in front of your door?
14. 74.Would you rather have your shoelaces come untied every five minutes or have every zipper get stuck halfway?
15. 75.Would you rather have a sneeze that never quite comes or have an itch you can never reach?
16. 76.Would you rather hear a buzzing mosquito every night or hear a dripping faucet every night?
17. 77.Would you rather always forget one thing at the grocery store or always buy one thing you already have at home?
18. 78.Would you rather have automatic doors never open for you or have motion-sensor lights turn off while you are still in the room?
19. 79.Would you rather always step in a puddle that is deeper than it looks or always get splashed by a passing car?
20. 80.Would you rather have every self-checkout call for help when you use it or have every website make you prove you are not a robot?

Funny would you rather questions about animals

Animals with opinions, jobs and very bad timing.

1. 81.Would you rather have ants that clean your kitchen but eat your snacks or have a spider that catches every fly but sleeps on your pillow?
2. 82.Would you rather have a cat that knocks one thing off a shelf every hour or have a dog that barks at every leaf that blows by?
3. 83.Would you rather be stared at by an owl all day or be followed by a curious pigeon all day?
4. 84.Would you rather have a llama spit at you once a week or have a goose honk at you every morning?
5. 85.Would you rather be the bodyguard for a very nervous chicken or be the personal chef for a very picky raccoon?
6. 86.Would you rather have a horse as your bus driver or have a bear as your school cook?
7. 87.Would you rather have a dog that howls every time you sing or have a cat that leaves the room every time you talk?
8. 88.Would you rather get a bird loose in your kitchen for a day or get a frog loose in your car for a long drive?
9. 89.Would you rather have a hamster that runs on a squeaky wheel all night or have a rooster that crows at 3 every morning?
10. 90.Would you rather have a pet that only speaks in movie quotes or have a pet that only speaks in old-timey slang?
11. 91.Would you rather race a turtle and lose or race a sloth and only win by a little?
12. 92.Would you rather babysit a hundred ducklings or babysit one very bouncy baby goat?
13. 93.Would you rather have bees follow you because you smell like flowers or have ducks follow you because you smell like bread?
14. 94.Would you rather teach a cat to come when you call or teach a goldfish to do tricks?
15. 95.Would you rather have every cat you meet ignore you or have every dog you meet follow you home?
16. 96.Would you rather be the zookeeper for monkeys who steal everything or be the zookeeper for hippos who splash everyone?
17. 97.Would you rather have a cow moo every time you say “um” or have a frog croak every time you tell a joke?
18. 98.Would you rather have a seal clap sarcastically every time you finish a chore or have a donkey hee-haw every time you make a mistake?
19. 99.Would you rather go on a walk with a goat that eats everything or go on a walk with a dog that stops to sniff every single tree?
20. 100.Would you rather have a crow that brings you shiny junk every day or have a squirrel that hides acorns in your shoes every day?

How to get the most laughs

Read the question, everyone picks, and then the real fun starts: the reasons. The full rules and the main deck live in the full Would You Rather game. Here are a few ways to make the funny questions land harder.

• Read it like a movie trailer. A dramatic voice makes “a town full of very picky cats” twice as funny.
• Ask for the plan. It's not enough to pick the ghost who haunts the laundromat. What's your first move?
• One-sentence defense. Everyone gets a single sentence to justify their choice. Short answers get bigger laughs.
• Let the minority speak first. If one person picks the wet sock, everyone needs to hear why.
• Skip freely. If a card dies, tap Next. Momentum matters more than finishing the list.

Funny questions for every crowd

Every question here is clean. The worst thing that happens is a soggy sandwich or a wet sock, so the same list works for a family dinner, a classroom or a team call.

Kids love the Weird and Funny animals groups. Teens and adults tend to get the most out of Awkward and Everyday annoyances, because they have lived every single one. Food works for everybody.

Playing with a big group? Read the question, then have everyone stand on one side of the room or raise a hand. Pick one person from each side to make their case. For more ideas that scale up, see our party games for large groups.

How to write your own funny would you rather questions

The funniest questions are specific. “Have a weird pet” is flat. “Have a cat that knocks one thing off a shelf every hour” paints a picture.

Keep both sides equally ridiculous, or equally annoying, so the room splits. Then read your new question between two from this list and see if anyone notices.

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