Funny Never Have I Ever Questions

Funny never have I ever questions about brain glitches

Moments when your brain stepped out for a second without telling you.

1. 1.Never have I ever put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge.
2. 2.Never have I ever walked into a room and completely forgotten why.
3. 3.Never have I ever typed my phone passcode into my computer.
4. 4.Never have I ever gone to the store for one thing and come home with everything except that thing.
5. 5.Never have I ever thrown away the thing I needed and kept the trash.
6. 6.Never have I ever counted something three times and gotten three different answers.
7. 7.Never have I ever called a family member by the pet's name.
8. 8.Never have I ever answered “good, thanks” to a question that wasn't “how are you”.
9. 9.Never have I ever found my phone in the fridge.
10. 10.Never have I ever read the same sentence five times without taking in a single word.
11. 11.Never have I ever set my alarm for p.m. by mistake.
12. 12.Never have I ever put something that wasn't toothpaste on my toothbrush.
13. 13.Never have I ever forgotten my own phone number the second someone asked for it.
14. 14.Never have I ever finally gotten a joke hours later and laughed out loud by myself.
15. 15.Never have I ever told someone a story that they told me in the first place.
16. 16.Never have I ever tried to swipe on something that wasn't a screen.
17. 17.Never have I ever reached for a step that wasn't there at the bottom of the stairs.
18. 18.Never have I ever gotten into the shower with my socks still on.
19. 19.Never have I ever apologized to a piece of furniture after bumping into it.
20. 20.Never have I ever turned down the radio so I could see better while parking.

Funny never have I ever questions about awkward moments in public

Stores, elevators and parking lots, where small mistakes come with an audience.

1. 21.Never have I ever clapped when a plane landed.
2. 22.Never have I ever gotten off an elevator on the wrong floor and pretended that was the plan.
3. 23.Never have I ever walked out of a restroom with toilet paper stuck to my shoe.
4. 24.Never have I ever gotten stuck in a shirt in a fitting room.
5. 25.Never have I ever knocked over a display in a store.
6. 26.Never have I ever said “excuse me” to a mannequin.
7. 27.Never have I ever grabbed a stranger's shopping cart thinking it was mine.
8. 28.Never have I ever sneezed so loudly that strangers turned around.
9. 29.Never have I ever started ordering at a drive-through before I reached the speaker.
10. 30.Never have I ever sung along to the music in a store without noticing.
11. 31.Never have I ever offered to take a photo for strangers and recorded a video instead.
12. 32.Never have I ever stepped onto an escalator going the wrong way.
13. 33.Never have I ever gone around a revolving door more than once.
14. 34.Never have I ever tried to pay with my library card.
15. 35.Never have I ever walked around a parking lot pressing my car key until something beeped.
16. 36.Never have I ever answered to the wrong name at a coffee shop because it was close enough.
17. 37.Never have I ever ended up in the background of a stranger's family photo.
18. 38.Never have I ever sat on a freshly painted bench.
19. 39.Never have I ever accidentally joined a stranger's tour group.
20. 40.Never have I ever had a whole conversation with someone and never figured out who they were.

Funny never have I ever questions about cooking and kitchen fails

Cooking disasters, snack mishaps and a long battle with a jar lid.

1. 41.Never have I ever put salt in something instead of sugar.
2. 42.Never have I ever reheated the same cup of coffee three times.
3. 43.Never have I ever started the coffee maker with no cup underneath.
4. 44.Never have I ever put an empty container back in the fridge.
5. 45.Never have I ever lost a battle with a jar that would not open.
6. 46.Never have I ever cracked an egg and missed the bowl completely.
7. 47.Never have I ever eaten cereal out of a mug because every bowl was dirty.
8. 48.Never have I ever had a bag of chips rip open and explode everywhere.
9. 49.Never have I ever cooked enough pasta for two and ended up with enough for ten.
10. 50.Never have I ever bitten into a cookie expecting chocolate chips and found raisins.
11. 51.Never have I ever put food in the oven and forgotten to turn the oven on.
12. 52.Never have I ever burned the roof of my mouth on pizza.
13. 53.Never have I ever flipped a pancake and missed the pan.
14. 54.Never have I ever dropped toast butter side down.
15. 55.Never have I ever turned on a blender without the lid on.
16. 56.Never have I ever opened a shaken can of soda and gotten sprayed.
17. 57.Never have I ever found something in the microwave a day after I put it there.
18. 58.Never have I ever made a sandwich, walked away and forgotten all about it.
19. 59.Never have I ever used a whole roll of paper towels to clean up one spill.
20. 60.Never have I ever stuck my head in the freezer to cool off on a hot day.

Never have I ever questions about everyday mishaps at home

Laundry, couches and remotes: the everyday chaos of being at home.

1. 61.Never have I ever locked myself out of my own house.
2. 62.Never have I ever washed a tissue with the laundry and covered everything in fluff.
3. 63.Never have I ever turned a whole load of laundry pink.
4. 64.Never have I ever put something in a safe place and never found it again.
5. 65.Never have I ever found something surprising between the couch cushions.
6. 66.Never have I ever hit snooze more than five times in one morning.
7. 67.Never have I ever watered a fake plant for weeks.
8. 68.Never have I ever built furniture from a box and had pieces left over.
9. 69.Never have I ever been startled by my own reflection.
10. 70.Never have I ever pretended I wasn't home when the doorbell rang.
11. 71.Never have I ever answered the door in my pajamas in the middle of the afternoon.
12. 72.Never have I ever chased a fly around the house for ten minutes.
13. 73.Never have I ever tried to fix something and made it worse.
14. 74.Never have I ever vacuumed up something I really needed.
15. 75.Never have I ever jumped out of my skin at the sound of the ice maker.
16. 76.Never have I ever slept on the couch because my bed was covered in laundry.
17. 77.Never have I ever pointed the wrong remote at the TV for a full minute.
18. 78.Never have I ever woken up with one sock missing.
19. 79.Never have I ever bumped my head on a cabinet door I left open myself.
20. 80.Never have I ever yelled advice at the people in a movie.

Weird never have I ever questions for strange but true stories

Odd luck, weird habits and stories that sound made up but aren't.

1. 81.Never have I ever won something I didn't even know I had entered.
2. 82.Never have I ever found money in the pocket of an old coat.
3. 83.Never have I ever had a total stranger tell me their whole life story.
4. 84.Never have I ever run into the same stranger three times in one day.
5. 85.Never have I ever tried to burp the alphabet.
6. 86.Never have I ever been the only person who showed up to something.
7. 87.Never have I ever shown up a full day early for something.
8. 88.Never have I ever gotten a fortune cookie that actually came true.
9. 89.Never have I ever laughed in my sleep and woken myself up.
10. 90.Never have I ever been told I talk in my sleep.
11. 91.Never have I ever pressed a button just to see what it would do.
12. 92.Never have I ever made up a word and gotten other people to use it.
13. 93.Never have I ever given a name to a car or a houseplant.
14. 94.Never have I ever had an animal photobomb one of my pictures.
15. 95.Never have I ever been stuck in traffic because of animals crossing the road.
16. 96.Never have I ever lost a game to a little kid and been genuinely upset about it.
17. 97.Never have I ever written a long online review of something really small.
18. 98.Never have I ever argued out loud with the GPS.
19. 99.Never have I ever narrated my own life in my head like a nature documentary.
20. 100.Never have I ever pretended I was in a music video while staring out a car window.

What makes a never have I ever question funny

The funniest cards aren't shocking. They're small, specific and a little ridiculous, like finding your phone in the fridge or saying excuse me to a mannequin. When half the room puts a finger down at once, everyone realizes they're not alone, and the stories start pouring out.

That is how this list works. Most cards are things plenty of people have done, mixed with a few rare ones that only one person in the room can claim. Fingers drop at different speeds, which keeps the game close.

House rules for maximum laughs

Everyone starts with ten fingers and puts one down for each card they've done. The full Never Have I Ever game has the rest of the rules. These extras are built for laughing.

• Story tax. Anyone who puts a finger down owes one sentence about it. The most boring-sounding cards often get the best stories.
• Best story earns a finger back. At the end of each round, the group votes on the funniest story, and the winner raises one finger again.
• Solo spotlight. If only one person puts a finger down, they get the floor with no interruptions.
• Pass the phone. A new reader every few cards keeps everyone in the action, and some readers are funnier than the cards.

Funny questions for mixed ages

Every card here is clean, so this list works when grandparents and ten-year-olds share the same couch. Kids love learning that grown-ups also lock themselves out and get sprayed by soda. Grown-ups are usually surprised by how many cards the kids have already done.

Got a bigger crowd? Everyone answers at the same time, so the game scales to a full room. See our party games for large groups for more, or plan a whole evening with our family game night ideas.

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